I just put water in my gas tank.

+1 Baby Elephant Walk

There’s a world record kill screen coming up, if anyone’s interested.

yes!

Only the NFL could make me side with ESPN on any issue.

Linguo dead?

“My word is my bond”

The Pistons don’t do desperate moves

Hate to break it to you, but it’s not great

I see they’re doing the Cartmanland business model:

How are the Pelicans only ever a .500 team at best?

They put together more coherent sentences than Terry Bradshaw.

“You guys probably just heard him wrong.”

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...........................................get out of the kitchen.

“the Santa in question, Gerard Krokus”

Mike dropped

stablemaster?

Have they found his cat yet?

It’s amazing he’s been able to do all that with a flat ball

I can’t wait til he goes through his Pickle Rick phase.