May I ask, what the fuck were your toppings for this pizza? Are those french fries?

“Halloween on the subway,”

They have two!

It’s just so typical Lions that when a weird obscure rule exists, it’s only enforced when it can screw over the Lions, i.e. 10 second runoffs, completing the process. Batting the ball out of the back of the end zone however.......

Pablo Sandoval

I think Greinke literally has some kind of social/anxiety disorder, like he’s on medication for it. I believe SI wrote an article about it when he was with the Royals.

So FIFA video game penalty kicks are like real life. Huh.

My fucking mind is blown. I seriously thought this was the name of the show.

“...it does appear to be weighing on Sandoval:”

The Canadian diplomats immediately apologized for listening to something they weren’t supposed to

Ah yes, the great Melissa Ethridge Fiasco of ‘94. I remember learning about that in history class.

“She’s trying to make a name for herself”

“I didn’t see a chance for them to win a Super Bowl at the time”

I own the actual wind chimes used on Pet Sounds

I just fantasize about any possible way the Pistons could get him. This year’s first rounder, next year’s first rounder, and Drummond?

Fucking Janice

God damn S-Town.