What a boring episode. So, the whole planet's covered in trees, but the only people to venture outside to have a look are the kids and Maebh's mom?

No, Mordake wasn't real, but the guy FloridaGovernorSheltie mentioned was, but he was Chinese, not Kazakhstani.

This is still supposed to be American *Horror* Story, right? Because so far the only thing that's been remotely scary about this season is Kathy Bates' accent.

Felt more like a solid B to me. The villain of the week was a little rote and predictable but the rest of the episode was good. I was pleased they've started to flesh Caitlin out and Danielle Panabaker did great work. Hopefully Cisco will be next. Oh and at least they haven't dragged out the "Iris and Eddie keep their…

Sure they start off just bitching about colleagues, but the more wine they have the more they realise they like each other and when they find out they both "experimented" in college, well that's when the implosions really start happening…

I thought the first episode was OK, but this one was great!

Poor animaton, weak storyline and the same old "Imperials are cannon-fodder who can't hit anything and the Rebels never get a scratch" stuff. Yawn.

My usual reaction to any new correspondent is "meh, they'll never be as good as Rob Corddry" and then after a few months I warm to them… except for Kristen Schaal. She's just terrible.

ONLY A "B", ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

This sounds like it's literally the worst TV show of all time.

Am I the only person who's seen this episode and the crappy horror film Apollo 18? Because the plot of this episode was basically lifted from that film - astronauts land on the moon to carry out their mission; they discover another country (Mexico in this, Russia in the film) has also landed on the moon, the foreign…

It's always Cinemax that has the brilliant shows that no-one watches. There's this, Banshee… and uh… well, that's about it. But still!

These reviews read like they were written by someone who hates the show and didn't even watch the episodes. You don't write the Modern Family reviews as well do you?

No, it's shitbreak.

From the review, I wouldn't have been surprised if you'd stretched to an A+

Setrakian's pawn shop is called Knickerbocker. COINCIDENCE?!?

Norrie really is the only good thing about this show now.

This was literally everything I was going to post.

What was up with the Hep V vampires? Jason and Andy opened fire on them and they just stood there watching… 2 of them explode and the others didn't move at all, then a third and fourth. Still the last 2 don't move before they're shot as well. Weird.

What was up with the Hep V vampires? Jason and Andy opened fire on them and they just stood there watching… 2 of them explode and the others didn't move at all, then a third and fourth. Still the last 2 don't move before they're shot as well. Weird.