1) A real works Alitalia liveried, tarmac spec Lancia Stratos

I got my wife a G550 recently and it fucking rules. It is also probably the worst modern (or faux-modern in this case) production vehicle ever, at least in terms of stopping and turning. That said, who cares, it’s a fucking G wagen and it never stops being awesome even while it’s drinking gas for hobby and wallowing…

For $500, yes. And then I’d take it to LeMons. That’s the only fate this abomination deserves.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

He’s like mini Ted Cruz.