Sam, you sound jealous that somebody else can use snark.

I suppose we’ll find out, but I would be a bit surprised if a CO sheriff cared what a CA state assemblyman had to say about the matter. The county is a “2nd Amendment sanctuary” so my guess is that his attitude was simply “white dudes gonna white dude” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

TV didn’t exist before 1990, apparently.

It’s true. They could triple the price and people would still fill the parks. But pricing out people from visiting the parks can also have the effect of lowering interest in Disney overall. I have one friend who (before this) realized he probably wouldn’t be able to afford taking his kids to Disney, so he avoided…

Just bobbing along, I guess.

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Ignoring WKRP in Cincinnati?

it will probably not be very good.
but i don’t care; the ladies get paid, and an overlooked demographic gets a fun harmless movie to watch.

The thing with Lightyear that a lot of people miss is if you ask a group of 4 to 9 year olds. They loves that shit. And this isn’t just “kids like everything” thing. Lightyear actually is engineered as a movie to be a block buster sci-fi movie but toned down just enough to be fine for a seven year old to watch. I…

Pfft. Those aren’t real elements. Get back to me when Pixar makes a movie about how spunky Oxygen encourages his reserved friend Xenon to bond with others.

In a parallel universe, Trump is reprising this nightly in a seedy lounge, having been jailed for fraud in his 30s. Shatner’s cadence makes it an easy fit.

The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas’ illegal occupation of Thanksgiving is ended.

Hey, hey, hey - there's a difference between surrendering and collaborating. 

As a Christian, I think it’s wonderful when someone says “Eid Mubarak,” “have a happy Diwali,” “shana tova,” or anything else on the appropriate holiday. I’m like, wow, thank you for including me in your celebrations!

Of all the bigstimpycats in the world, you’re the bigstimpycattiest!

Imagine a real auto enthusiast like Leno owning some garbage Tesla

Because this is a car and auto-enthusiasts’ website and if it wasn’t mentioned, we’d all be asking. Knowing what car lets us paint a picture of what happened, what the fuel lines would’ve looked like, where he was in his shop, what era of fuel delivery he was dealing with...

I just want the Disney team’s internal email chain on this matter, pls.

In the context of science fiction, sapience usually refers to all self-aware intelligent species / beings, including advanced AI constructs and advanced biological species.

Oh, a snark detector. That’s a really useful invention.