My wife falls asleep at every movie we go see, so if someone wants to put a “people passed out” blurb on their poster send us some tickets and we’ll make it happen.

“I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan movie!"

Damn. You can’t watch that movie without coming away with the impression that this was a guy who’d faced a lot of troubles but was now trying his best to come out of it with positivity and a genuine desire to help his friends.

“Terrifier 2 was so terrifying that I pooped my pants. Like, I REALLY messed ‘em... the turds came shooting out of my butt like a rocket - it propelled me in the air, and I hovered over my seat for a solid 3 seconds before someone behind me told me to sit down. Diarrhea then starting gushing down my pant legs and…

There was this one grindhouse flick I totally forget the name but its trailer made fun of that trope, by interviewing some “hippy chick” (it was a 70s movie) who was enthusing happily about how she threw up so much she couldn’t use the provided cup and had to throw up in her purse and offered to show it to the…

Never mind, I found it. It's a surprisingly meditative thinkpiece on the life of a French peasant during the reign of the Sun King. I only vomited twice and called emergency services once. 

J. B. Fletcher, not J. P. The B stands for Beatrice. Her maiden name was MacGill, and her late husband was named Frank. Yes, I'm a fan. :-)

Yes. It is. This is G/O media now. It’s no longer a source of smart, urbane, original thinking or incisive, newsworthy reporting. It’s a content mill. At least in part.

Is this really an article about an interview with this site that was posted yesterday?

Av Club shouldn’t be worried, they can still post hundreds of puff pieces about them for clicks while pretending to be critical.

I’d be as disillusioned as Moore if I thought I’d written sufficiently pathetic, disgusting repudiations of the fascist superhero mindset and people decided to unironically declare “Veidt was right!” and “Rorschach is the hero we need!” Then you have all those Thin Blue Line chucklefucks who emblazon Punisher skulls…

Which got us this answer by Patton Oswalt.

Kinja has coders?

Doesn’t anybody go to the crossroads at midnight any more? Or is that only for guitar players?

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

Just wait till Kotaku finds out about a $30,000 butt rig, they are gonna want to know if a Chess champ can cheat with it

Eraser-shaped Head

Blue Felt

OK. I can’t be the only one who was hoping for a David Lynch/Frank Oz directorial team-up.

I feel like someone is writing an SAT question right now that says