“Disney+ confirmed today that the old episodes of the show have been reorganized on the service, putting them all in story order.”

Those dwarf noses look so fake.  I just want to walk up and pluck them from their faces.

“J.D. Payne and Patrick McKay’s vision”

His My Little Pony appearance is legit probably the best dramatic acting he’s ever done.

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No shit, this game could do some kick-arse cosmetic DLC. Persian! Burmese! Tonk! Angry Huge Farm Cat That Will Happily Sleep On Top Of A Misfiring Diesel Generator But Will Run A Fuckin’ Thousand Miles If You Try To Pat Him! Scottish Fold!

Wouldn’t be a bad deal. I think in the Siamese mod you’d just yowl incessantly.

Are you suggesting my son sue for emancipation so he can get a cat?

Please, in 50 years we will remember him for this masterpiece

GEE, Sly. Melodrama MUCH?

Yes. Only terrible people become politicians. I will die on that hill. 

Deliberately causing a brown-out or black-out to spite politicians is one of the worst ideas I’ve heard this week. I’m old enough to remember the Chicago heat waves when so, so many people died, most of them poor and/or elderly. Politicians in Texas (and elsewhere) don’t give a shit about people dying.

But if the politicians made the energy providers spend more money improving the grid, then the energy providers would have less money to spend improving politicians’ bank accounts.

And the Tony for “Least Inspired Comment” goes to...

Usually I don’t appreciate the snark around here but I totally understand why you would be attacking a website that was “floating a lot of odd language in its coverage” or being “weirdly reticent” to acknowledge something obvious.

Not to agree with RadioShack’s Chief Marketing Officer, but before this news I was 97% sure that RadioShack was no longer in business. It’s like discovering that an uncle who you’d been told died shortly after you lent him $50 was in fact still alive. And...discovering this by him tweeting, “If you find a squirter…

Yes. Despite being 40, and having zero interest in the Minions movies, this trend is very funny to me.

This seems like the exact type of harmless dumbassery my friends and I would’ve done back in the (pre-internet) day, especially during summer vacation.

My brother in crust you mean.

My brother in crust you mean.

Man, if Don dies, you basically have to restart the game. He has the longest reach.