Professionalism isn’t good for clicks. Is he trying to kill the modern internet “journalism” ecosystem?

Thanks. I had tried Googling “gedde watanabe janney” and seemed to be coming up with the same results as when I tried “gedde watanabe linney”: mostly pages just about Gedde Watanabe, with most of those being about 16 Candles. Maybe if I had guessed Janney’s name first, I would’ve seen The Creator pop up before giving…

You’re an evil, evil man, and I’m here for every minute of it.

Hokey smokes, the Paw Patrol sequel earned nearly twice as much as the first movie’s debut.

Roger roger.

OK, I’m trying to figure out whose names are on that t-shirt he’s wearing in the header image. The last one certainly seems to be (Gedde) Watanabe, and I can reasonably guess “Washington”, “Boyles”, maybe “Simpson” and “Linney”, but I feel like I’m missing some connection that would help me nail down who the others…

Screenwriter John Sayles (Piranha, The Howling)

Um, no, sorry for the misunderstanding; I was trying to point out that even the minority that reflexively pearl-clutches at any breach of “family values” is cool with chanting it at family events. So, not “doing this makes you a bootlicker”, but “even bootlickers are doing this”.

Gotta get ‘em hooked on football before they start learning about chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

Quoting from National Geographic:

Username checks out, unironically.

This looks tremendously silly in all the right ways. My interest is piqued.

Precisely.

It’s the cat.

That’s pretty much how I feel about it, but we’re already at the point where the supposed “Moral Majority” will cheer its being chanted at a sporting event attended by families, so I guess we’re a generation away from its being as accepted in everyday language as “crap” and “ass”. At which point, what’s going to be…

If this were on ABC, I would expect Gazelle to be Shakira.

Perry plays Ms. Leopard (a role recorded pre-SAG-AFTRA strike) [...] The episode is set to air in spring 2024.

So, in other words, the show is ruined beyond repair?

I’m going to put aside my grammar nazi tendencies long enough to say that “Expend4bles does b4d” is a pretty cute burn.

Or that hustler looks like a rapist whose side asshole is magic, I dunno.