Quoting Wikipedia:

I thought we were beyond that.

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They Might Be Giants, though they did just postpone shows due to health issues.

My baby’s in love with him.

RURAL postal workers. Trust me, they will be delivering some important pieces of mail to their customers.

I’ve never exactly loved driving, but at this point I think I could train myself to tolerate it for a job; this might well be worth looking into, thanks.

Cool; I would think moments like that have been a highlight of your job. I can’t say that I’ve been following Costner’s career or even this particular project closely, but it has piqued my interest; it’s nice to hear a positive opinion about it from someone not involved with its making.

Amazing how you’re seeing things that aren’t there.

That last line earned you at least one star, and I expect others to follow.

they were very very good

“Margaritaville” is an absolute classic, of course, but my favorite of his songs has always been “One Particular Harbour”. The only half-decent upload of the video for that song is from a DVD compilation, so that’s why this link starts a half hour in:

“Besides, how much new content do we need? Kids just watch the same movies over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. I see some parents out there that know exactly what I’m talking about.”

It was SAG-AFTRA all along!

Man, the AV Club sure loves that particular photo of Taylor Swift.

There’s at least a couple of channels like that (Fail Army, something related to AFV) on Roku or Hulu or whatever service the TV in my store’s breakroom gets.

As I said under another article: It’s Taylor Swift’s world, we’re just living in it.

Draco was actually sired by that giant spider

Assuming Republicans don’t terminate or ruin it before then, it’s still not going to be enough if someone ends up with a major medical expense or needs a new vehicle or major home repairs during their retirement.

It’s absolutely true that Oliver has significant advantages over other late-night hosts, but at least he makes full use of them rather than half-assing things and coasting.