I had been wondering why, for well over a week now, I’ve been getting the same “Sun, Sand, and Zombies” headline when scrolling past whatever article I’m reading. I just now noticed that it’s a “sponsored article”, aka an extra-long advertisement.

Star is, obviously, her pet goat

No word on whether the Star Wars releases are the theatrical cuts or the Special Editions? Because unless I’m assured otherwise, I’m assuming Special Editions and passing.

Fun fact: the repetitively redundant prose of that book stuck with Craig McCracken long after he read it, and inspired Mojo Jojo’s similiarly-redundant speech patterns.

If it finally results in a Baseball Simulator 1.000 movie, it’ll all be worthwhile.

Mr. Majors wants nothing to do with the woman who assaulted him.

Somewhere fanart already exists of this, I’m certain.

You mean Rip can still play him?

Dodgeball 2: Electric Boogaloo

I’m enough of a fan to own one of its original animation drawings (Robin grabbing a bag of money in Prince John’s bedroom), but I can’t say I feel that way about any of the characters.

It’s certainly possible to have a remake improve upon a flawed film; Pete’s Dragon is my go-to example, taking a fitfully engaging but overlong original and turning it into a solid family film.

Chris Hemsworth as young Optimus, Brian Tyree Henry as Megatron

On the plus side, the marketing team seems to have finally figured out that bright colors can be appealing.

That said, yes these live action remakes are all dumb and I’m not sure who is asking for them.

I’m actively dreading the “live-action” Robin Hood remake.

I remember when people said DeSantis is a smart Trump. This makes me think he’s just an idiot.

which also involved the rescindment of two-factor authentication for any users not subscribed to Twitter Blue.

Meanings are meaningless, grammar is gone, language is chaos, embrace it baby!

Well, I thought I had the actual video embedded here, but the Internet Archive has the unedited Muppet Show Banana Boat sketch at this URL: