Oh, do shut up.

Bob Loblaw is a frequent guest on Dobb Knobbin’!

Nope, the only way to stop a cannibal witch...

I think I understand why Ivanka’s drawn to JustJarJar now: he’s a Nomelanin McWhitely goob with a CarefulCoif ™ who can’t manage buildings and doesn’t actually have any kind of finesse with people.

Check this out. The Facebook thumbnail for the article is a sham. It links not to the gorgeous (read: controversial) pic, but to the cis-male image Kami chooses not to project on a daily basis.

I read that, but my GooglEye translator read it as Goats in trees.

Being a multiple TBI patient (that’s the cause of the narcolepsy), I would love to try it; however, the kooky docs have me medicated with Western pharma crap up to the gills. At last count, I’m on ELEVEN medications. That’s one more than the singer from Violent Femmes’ “Kiss Off,” man! Every time I think about…

Long, long ago, the Queen 🐝 had an obscure little group. But, lo, the group did dream big! It named itself Destiny’s Child, and it sang a song called Bootylicious.

Wow, that columnist was seriously a whining tool.

Absolutely. I love anything with valerian, chamomile, catnip, and the big star: passionflower. Traditional Medicinals makes one with almost 100% passionflower, and it has such a kick that I have to be in pajamas ready to go to sleep when I start to drink it. The herbal stuff, I’ve found, is great for taking in tandem…

10 to 1, she puts it on NOTHING. I’m waiting for someone to ask to borrow hot sauce from her. The look of panic on her phony, grandma-leather face would be priceless.

Shoot, I thought that was the guy who played Dexter.

Oh, no, I was just making a turrible pun on “ready for this jelly.” Lol 😊✌

Might one posit something about “jelly” and your lack of readiness for it?

Then, from the point of view of someone who is both a rape victim and someone who has lost my job (as a single parent! Receiving no child support! And my kid is a cardiac patient, FFS!), DO NOT RAPE.

Again, just another argument for him being IRL a live-action Gaston.

He’s live-action Gaston, I swear...

All I can say is “Hallelerrrrrr.”

Homemade cranberry sauce goes in a dainty ramekin of its very own. #canneverbetoocautious

The things I would do for a green tea Kit Kat right now. I can assure you, eating it krazyass Kardashian-style is not one of them.