I can just imagine him complaining that Lincoln is the real racist for wanting to abolish slavery, because that would leave black people unemployed.

The first attempt to say this was bad was “Well Taco Bell will have to raise prices to the point nobody can afford the food”, to which Taco Bell pointed out its menu prices in NYC, where the minimum wage is already $15hr.

Everybody: So, wait, you’re saying black youth would be fired first If you hike the minimum wage?

from a cosmetic standpoint, upon pickup and drop off the App actually prompts you take pics of the car from all different angles to help prevent against this kind of thing.

“For whatever reason, I’ve heard, they love each other, whatever, but there’s also such a thing as remaining single. People don’t necessarily have to get married, and, if they love somebody, love them single. There’s nothing wrong with that.”

Man, nobody better say a negative word about Pootie Tang. There is only so much I will allow on Al Gore’s intranets and Pootie Tang slander ain’t it dammit! Pootie Tang deserves to be preserved in the National Archives.

Don’t forget their tendency to play the “don’t get defensive” card when you dare stand up against their bullshit.

White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…

Eddie Murphy - Do you remember the time Bowfinger had me literally laughing so hard I fell out of my seat and into the aisle? I don’t know if it was semi autobiographical but it is one of my favs. I’m looking forward to Dolemite and even Coming to America. 

I hate to be the one to tell you this.....

I feel like Andy Rooney when explaining to my coworkers (at a restaurant) that there was a time when we were expected to find sidework to do when it was slow, or - GOD FORBID - stand around at attention on the floor waiting for a customer to show up. They consider the former to require constant guidance from…

At that point I assume she was occasionally Ubering across the Bering Strait and into Asia.

The Air Force was already doing all the things a Space Force would do. In this era of moving our military towards more and more joint everything the idea of standing up a whole new branch of the armed services is just silly.

“I can’t even believe that we’re having this conversation. Five years ago, the concept of even talking about this, even 3 years ago, of cutting off aid to Israel because of 2 people that hate Israel and hate Jewish people. I can’t believe we’re even having this conversation. Where has the Democratic Party gone? Where…

Tu madre esta loca is always free.

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Literally just scrolled through to make SURE that the sequined bomber was #1 only to find that it’s #5? Tra-hadgedy!

I legit started looking up sequined bombers *while watching* Ep. 3 but then realized I’d look like a dumbass and can’t pull that look off. 

I (a female POC) learned, through my last job in tech, to not trust HR with a complaint. My male boss made inappropriate comments to me during a one-on-one. I reported it to HR (a female POC). The next week MY performance was called into question as, in the interim, my boss had gone to 6 of my female (possibly 1 male) …

Why, it’s almost as if there have been no technological advancements in the past (checks math) FORTY years!