I worry that she got a notification about the orange muenster undoing all of the gouda work from the previous administration. 

“Change is hard for pigs, as they cannot buy sweaters when they feel sad.”

I’m a high school teacher who has worked in some “tough” districts, including in juvenile detention, and even the most angry, obstinate, defiant students I’ve ever had still look like distressed children to my eyes. There should be a standard psychological profile for cops, teachers, and others in authority. The wrong…

Here’s the thing: even if she did all of that stuff, those two sucker punches to the side were completely unnecessary. If she committed a crime arrest her, if she’s resisting arrest use force, fine.

“Beat up,” or shoved to the ground, possibly accidentally? And how do we know this girl really was one of the ones who supposedly did that, or even the same one who’d been told to leave? White cops aren’t great at distinguishing one black kid from another, after all.  Plus, you call that a kick?  It didn’t get…

And so? This is a grown adult assaulting a child.

Sue. Anyone but a Police Officer would be charged with assault and endangering a minor, and child abuse.

The problem with suing the cops is the cop who did it doesn’t pay shit, the taxpayer does. The law needs to be changed so if a cop violates the public trust, they are responsible for at least a substantial portion of the damages.

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

Uh, no. Just throw them in the trash.

So my ex and I are finally packing up our house to sell. He cheated and is now engaged to the person he carried on an affair for most of a year, while treating me like shit and gaslighting me when I tried to get him to talk about what was wrong. So....

In the wild, the males are more transitory, and the females really only want them around when they are in a mood to breed. Matriarch lionesses will only breed with a male that can demonstrate physical dominance, and mating is quite violent, sometimes to the point that the male wounds the female significantly.

I’m genuinely curious about the part of the statement that claims she was standing between him and their three year old female cub, which would be a full grown breeding aged lioness by now... I’m guessing his captive brain was like “that’s female, I should fuck it” and the mother was like “over your dead body”?

I mean, they do take up a lot of space...

The zoo in my city brought in a male lion, in hopes of breeding it with their three lionesses. First thing the poor bastard did when they were introduced was have an epileptic fit. Now, the eldest lioness is the dominant one (and she is fucking cool. Lionesses are cool). Also, because he has no dominance, he can’t be…

Maybe she had to pick up his impala carcasses one too many times

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

Kim looks like a poorly made Cher wax figure.