I’m too busy working on my own BAN ONE and have no time for movies

Jesus took the wheel, Satan took the gas pedal.

I need a tetanus shot after reading this article.

When we get home, remind me to slap your momma.

I love Will Ferrell, but I feel the role has to go to a man of more generous proportions. What about John Goodman? He’s a good actor and also hilarious.

Well, that’s better than a 10-200.

lol actually, if we’re honest, the credits are probably the best part :-).

Just the end credits outtakes alone is worth watching.

It’s quite simply the best movie ever made. /very biased

“There is no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth”

“Daddy, my hat blew off!”

Seen at local C&C.

You can think about it, but doooon’t do it.

If you ever want to be reminded of how pathetic Netflix’s on-demand movie selection is, try to find a Burt Reynolds flick.

Don’t forget to ban high capacity clouds while you are at it.

Roy Moore warned us this would happen.

VW is pronounced “Fau Vey” :)