I found the balloons!

That must be why it isn’t as rusty as David’s normal purchases.

Hyrda-matic? It’s Greased Lightning!

3000 SUX, is that you?

“If you’ve ever lusted after the yachting lifestyle but perhaps suffered from uncontrollable motion sickness or just a fear of the Kraken and hence want to stay on land, then this is your opportunity.”

Pilfered in Portland

He should look at the nearest fuel stations - odds are they’re an Oregonian and haven’t figured out how to use the gas pump yet.

Just take the Gurney bump and make it a Lincoln bump.

All-American. Lawyer who grew up in the back country. Needs to somehow project both dignity and that man-of-the people vibe. Extra headroom appreciated.

How did you know ? do you work at a radiator shop ?

I’m pleasantly surprised by the lack of “LS SWAP IT BRUH” comments in here.

Crap ton > Metric Shit ton > Long ton > Metric ton (tonne) > Short (US) ton

I swear every time I have one tested they just hook it up and pressurize until it explodes

David, I had the same wobbly steering wheel issue on my ‘85 Suburban. There are several good YouTube videos about digging in, adding loctite to and re-tightening the four screws that are the issue. It’s maybe a two-hour job, but not difficult. While you’re in there, it’s a good time to replace the multi-function…

Lipstick.
Really should have been “Pimp” I had one in the 80s.

The oleg cassini is the right answer to this question.

The Best/Worst trim name is the Chevy Celebrity “Eurosport.”

If it weren’t for Ford in the ‘90s, I would have no idea who or what Eddie Bauer was.

All these alphanumeric combinations make trim packages too confusing. Let’s make things a little easier to understand.