Remind me why I ever want a new car, ever?

Not necessarily unrealistic, but more like “swing and a miss”: the 1966 Charger hero car from “Big Fish.” If the titular Big Fish were to pick out a mid-60s fastback muscle car for himself, don’t you think he would have selected a Marlin or a Barracuda instead of a model named for a horse? That has bothered me since…

My man. "White Line Fever" is on Amazon Prime right now. Just watched it the other day.

...at 21,000 miles?

Greetings, fellow old person. I've wanted a GMC Palm Springs in real life ever since I got the Hot Wheels version circa 1979.

Time to move the gym, hire an apartment, and hit the lawyer. Or something like that. 

Remember, kids, few weapons are more effective against public displays of bigotry than good ol’ scorn and ridicule.

Coolest motorhome ever, whether in civilian form or EM50 form. Fight me.

The GTI for a daily and the Large Car Of Beauty And Grace for the weekend, plzkthx.

As a native of “Azalea Trail” country, this.

I seen whut you done there.

That can be dealt with.

“The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen” is a hoot. Everything you want in a Terry Gilliam fantasy. As for “future stars like... Uma Thurman,” I was 16 when this movie came out, and the first time I saw Uma Thurman, I saw her boobies, for which 16-year-old me is eternally grateful.

The Pontiac fanboy in me is totally here for that Tempest wagon. But my heart is with the T-bird. You had me at mile-long late 70s personal luxury coupe, but the t-tops are just <chef kiss>. Also, my dad had a 1977, and I loved it as a kid.

A comic would be great, but for years I’ve been genuinely baffled why no one made a video RPG of it. GTA memorializes it in places, but the actual quest for the beer would make a terrific game.

If you are old enough to actually remember these, No Dice at any price. Seriously, what's WRONG with you kids?

Ad there are clearly no provisions for blowing one up, which seems to happen on the regular at these bro-vents.

It's a Dodge. It will always be a Dodge. 

I have seen way more of these “exploding diesel dyno pull” videos by now than should exist. If they insist on pulling this shit in front of a crowd, shouldn’t they at least do it inside something not unlike a batting cage? Someone will die doing this, and I will say “I told you so,” because I’m telling you now.

As a native southerner, I must call out Keanu Reeves for the absolute worst attempt at a southern accent ever in the history of moving pictures. It is a steaming turd in the middle of an otherwise great film. Ironically, South African Charlize Theron, as his wife, musters one of the best non-native southern accent…