A pair of VWs:

Hey, you get what you pay for. I don’t necessarily recommend the 5-cent coffee, but I do recommend getting a 5-cent coffee t-shirt like the one I got.

Wall Drug, the OG roadside attraction. Is it overdone? You bet your boots. But you should still go, because it is a flashpoint in American automotive history - the first place that an American entrepreneur said to himself, “How can I get all those cars going by to stop here and spend some money?” The answer: free ice…

I was five years old in 1977. I missed the Star Wars hype that year. I couldn’t relate to spaceships and lightsabers, but this was definitely my jam.

Slowest car I owned: 1977 VW Westfalia camper, in “block of Velveeta” yellow-orange.

Tesla-Stans are what happens when car fanhood descends into Scientology. 

Just get out your 24 ounce Tonya Harding and give 'er a tickle.

I've actually got my wife saying "battree." A guy's pretty proud of that.

Vice Grip Garage is absolutely the best car channel on YouTube, and I ain’t kiddin’ ya.

The 455 Super Duty wasn’t just an exception, it was a miracle that it was ever made. It’s a nasty brute that deserves to be mentioned with the great muscle era engines. And it’s even more special for being made when most every other engine was hot garbage by then, as you said. Pontiac started the muscle era by…

BREAKING NEWS: KINJA IS DOGSHIT

I want a universal, modular EV “skateboard” with limitless options for bodies to be dropped on it, and I want it right meow. Electric Model T? Electric Kenworth COE? Electric ‘63 split window C2? Electric Vector or Countach? Electric 1972 Bronco? Sure. Just keep a half-dozen bodies on a rack in the backyard and put on…

The Countach dropped in 1974, so...

Maybe I’ve had more practice and I'm faster at it?

I lived in Portland for eleven years. The one drawback the legislature won’t let on about: interminably long lines to wait for gas, especially at peak driving hours, like 5pm.

Van Halen cassette? Look, I'm totally down with most of what you said, but please, let's keep it authentically 1974 and make that a Led Zeppelin 8-track instead.

It’s okay - before he left, he tugged on the ropes and said, “No ira a ningún lado."

So it's settled then: you need to balance your automotive diet with a pony car.

I don’t know how many people have to accidentally kill themselves pulling dumbass gender reveal stunts for people to stop pulling dumbass gender reveal stunts, but we’re obviously not there yet. So please, continue to kill yourself in this dumbass fashion. Pity you have already contributed your genes to the world…

I am American-born and white as Wonder Bread, and I still flinch every time I see a squad car of any kind. I guess everyone has forgotten that a large portion of good policing is knowing who the hell to leave alone.