It’s my mom’s birthday.

I do not understand the love for these shitboxes. My dad’s 1984 Celebrity, this car’s badge-mate, is still the only car whose engine I have violently detonated - while engaged in the reckless behavior of driving up a mild hill at highway speed. Reckon they weren’t built for that. We pulled a piece of connecting rod…

LOL

There’s one thing I know for sure: I could definitely drink beer with you crazy Aussie fuckers. Rednecks and bogans are the same thing, just with different unintelligible accents.

🎶 "Drive west on Sunset to the sea/Turn that jungle music down/just until we're out of town..." 🎵

Little Feat, “Let It Roll”

You, sir, are welcome on my lawn anytime. 

A, rare option for this vehicle.

Bruh. You won the Super Bowl 46-10.

Oh, make no mistake, I would not choose to sleep in the back of any of them.

Sir, this is a car page

It’s not for nothing that that logo is shaped exactly like a scissor jack.

I used to lust for those Ramchargers when I lived in Tucson - they were a fairly common sight, with Mexican plates. Damn good-looking trucks.

If If you ask me, the world started going straight to hell when they quit building cars with shaker scoops and T-tops. Pay no attention to my avatar pic, LOL.

I'm angry that Kinja exists, full stop. Absolute worst comment platform available in any of the series of tubes of the entire internet. 

I’m with you on most of that, especially “tarnishing legendary names” (“Blazer”? GM, plz), but as for the Bears? 60 years? You mean to tell me Chicago fans have already forgotten Walter Payton and Jim McMahon? Get off my lawn.

I can’t believe GM let itself get talked into killing both Saab and Pontiac, but keeping Buick because the Chinese buy them (the damn CHINESE! You’re telling me I don’t get a new Firebird because of what THE DAMN CHINESE LIKE?), and keeping GMC’s passenger division in business because, what, people wouldn’t buy the…

It warms my heart to read through these comments and see that I am far from alone in being pissed off about the murder of Pontiac.

Perhaps they could make road cases big enough to smuggle them out of the country.

The whole Prius “line” seems to be a whole lot of distinctions without much difference.