Good! You saw an awesome movie.

I seem to remember reading that the director was some sort of auteur who hated doing the entire movie, and just said, “Fuck it, let’s just blow up every car we have and make the biggest explosive pile-up in Hollywood history.” Which it was until “The Blues Brothers,” if memory serves.

The question says “cheesy” and “racing.” “Rad” is cheesy, and about racing. It counts.

Yes. Doesn't mean you're wrong. 

YASS. When I bring this movie up, people think I mean "The Cannonball Run," and I do NOT. I mean David Carradine wrecking his race-prepped split-nose Trans Am and finishing in a borrowed Mustang Mach 1.

I’m going with “Yay. Whatever. Don’t care. Let’s race.”

If we’re lucky, all this horseshit will eventually flame out the way automatic seatbelts did - remember those? Hopefully in the future it will amount to “that dopey shit they put on cars in the 20s,” the same way I feel today about, say, Ford putting the horn button on the end of the turn signal stalk(?) in my mom’s…

Starred for "berl." 

“Look, your kids are dumbasses. So buy them a brand new car.”

If any teenager is driving a car less than 2 years old, there’s a pretty good chance that there’s a lack of discipline at home that will translate to a lack of discipline behind the wheel.

It’s official - I will never buy a car newer than approximately 2010 for the rest of my life. Every day, automakers prove to me that they hate me with what they do to cars and how they advertise them. Cars these days all seem to be made by people who don’t know what cars should look like, for people who don’t know how…

Sure, sure, we've all had moments behind the wheel we would like to have back. But why would you put those into a car commercial? Budweiser doesn't run commercials featuring your drunk uncle vomiting on the Christmas tree.

And and if this is what your child is going to do behind the wheel, you don’t buy them a car anyway. When I when I was sixteen, I found plenty of expensive trouble to get into with my slow as hell 1978 Camaro, and I didn’t even have a smartphone.

I saw the first two and loved them, and I would love to watch this one as well, but why oh why does it have to be on Apple TV?

“Portland Russian gets drunk, crashes truck”

As of lately, you can tell by the smoke. 

I have a more practical opposition to “antifa”: I didn’t like how they behaved for the eleven years I lived in Portland.

The wheelbase is only 16mm longer than a CTS.

Missed my chance to get in at ground-floor prices, I suppose?

Could also be the local tycoon who always reminds everyone who REALLY runs this town. Or, along your lines, perhaps his coke-addled ne'er-do-well younger brother/toady.