Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

Video truther BOOOOO get out of here!

I never buy gifts for babies. Babies are dumb and have no concept of a gift, they never say “thank you”, its usually un-fun in just a few days. What a waste. Babies that is, not the gifts.

Actually, the good question is: How did the liberal media conspiracy succeed so colossally in convincing over 80% of the public to believe in the scientific method on this topic, when they can’t on so many others?

Is it true that big dongs are a rarity among Asian players ?

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

Buddy, there are some massive logical leaps from “all lives matter” to “direct refutation of BLM” to “racist.” But please do keep feeding the insatiable anger and paranoia that is unfortunately keeping any rational dialogue from happening... and please allow yourself to enjoy the All Star game.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Scour garage and estate sales, second-hand stores, etc. for a vintage Griswold frying pan. I have one and they are just that smooth. I think the metallurgy is a little different from today’s cast iron because my Griswold heats up faster, more evenly than any of my other newer cast iron cookware.

You are correct that a max contract is a percentage of the cap. That’s why all max deals are reported as an estimated sum. However, the Cavs cannot resign LeBron to a max contract as they do not yet have his full Bird rights. They signed him as a free agent to the dollar equivalent of a max deal for the one and one…

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

Is this a shot at the Deadspin staff?

Cleveland didn’t start winning until that aligator ate that kid in Florida...

This is the correct answer.

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.