Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

Given the author, humor is an unrealistic expectation.

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

Deron Williams and LeBron are the same age

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

WAIT.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

You didn’t really explain why Mattis is a bad person beyond working in the administration. My understanding is that he is a generally good person who is respected by pretty much everyone (except bloggers who wanted to the list to appear as long as possible).

It is so false that Kobe carried Shaq. Yet, inexplicably, I still support this line of attack.

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Man, he got DPOY while on a team that went 2-14. That’s pretty much impossible these days.

Good investigative journalism. It might have been an attempt by Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) to zest up a story from “I knew a girl in high school with the same name!” to “I dated a girl in high school with the same name!” which actually arises to being an interesting anecdote. Now Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) is…

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

Isn’t Joey Gallo dead?

That’s important as NFL rules say a stadium cannot host a Super Bowl in its inaugural season.

From the FIFA Rules:

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

I don’t care how fancy he is, dogs usually don’t live for much more than 16 years.