What about Sam Hinkie?

“I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador”

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

They asked for BEST sports baby, not the biggest.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

“Methodology flawed; why are we discussing this?”

-Prof. A. Iverson, University of Pennsylvania, Reader for original paper

These two things aren’t even remotely relatable

Thanks for stopping by, Sill Bimmons!

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

Thirteen years ago, Bethany Hamilton’s left arm was bitten off by a tiger shark

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

So, you were right wing because your boyfriend was? And it’s hard playing catch up as an 18 year old voter? Really?

It’s like calculating points per 100 possessions, a very popular go-to stat in NBA circles. Why is that more important than points per 48 minutes, which is the actual time in which an NBA game is played?

Here is what I think you are missing: most male candidates have to make a show of how warm and personable and friendly they are to be considered for the Presidency. George W Bush famously made it the center-piece of his campaign, as did Ronald Reagan. Bill Clinton also had to be a “jovial Southern Boy” while he…

His families must be so proud of him.

Is it a brand new, carrier locked iPhone? I would suggest getting one of those pocket wi-fis, you can rent them in Japan, that way you have access.

“Unsurprisingly, powerful, rich actors have especially poor boundaries when it comes to women’s bodies.”

I fixed your first line for you.

Maybe he was making fun of him?