[INT. - An Oakland hospital room, March 1985]

I saw the video. I'm pretty sure it was a catch.

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

You guys can scoff all you want, and maybe it's a regular occurrence where you live, but, in Buffalo, people are going to notice a shady black guy hanging out behind a White Cassel.

"What a time to be alive!"

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

is it weird that my first thought upon seeing this image is that if these two kissed their facial hair wouldn't touch each other?

Did nobody else go through that phase with Nextel phones where it was cool to chirp back and forth on speaker?

When I was in 7th grade, my folks went to an adults-only wedding in Texas and left myself and my 2 younger siblings behind in Indiana with my aunt and uncle. One of the nights they were away was the night of my sister's 6th birthday, so my uncle took us to a Chuck E. Cheese-esque establishment. They had the same…

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

I can't buy a fully armed jet fighter? B-B-B-B-BUT MUH SECOND AMENDMENT!

What happens to the Canadian teams (the seven NHL teams, the Raptors, and the Blue Jays) if there's a war between us and Canada?

Because when I think of the horrors of heroin, I naturally can't help but pick up my ukulele.

I have no shame in admitting to be a bandwagoner. I was born and raised on Florida State football. The fact that my parents, my brother, and I went there at least gives me a logical reason to root for the team. I only stared to seriously watch professional football after moving to Boston three years ago because the…

Oh, Greg Howard. You sweet, sweet, stupid man. You are confusing packaging with content. Yes, rhinos look tough and hippos look fat. But facts: that "sword" on rhinos' head? Its made of keratin - just like hair! Its just a dense ponytail! When my son was 8, he hand fed a rhino bok choy. You know who eats bok…

Well he didn't NEED the insurance until he had the damage, damn it!

This story involves a shit I actually witnessed, versus one I took.

In the event of a fire, there's supposed to be a drill captain on every floor who makes sure everyone has evacuated the building

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.