Yes, let's talk about an industry that encompasses over a billion people with a minute fraction who do horrible and immature things... Let's blame the culture. Did you know that about the same number of milk drinkers do the same thing. I think the dairy industry needs to have a discussion with its users.... …

You used to play for the black team, didnt't you? It is ok. You can admit it.

The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

Jesus, I haven't seen a Greek with that many men after him since Alcibiades.

You sure don't know you're history very well or are purposefully ignorant of it. I get a little tired of Europeans in general with similar attitudes but from a German it's a little hard to take.

If you lead police on a high speed chase, then get out of the car and shoot at them (on live television, no less), you've pretty much crossed over from suspect to perpetrator.

Not only does he opt to engage in a handgun battle with the LAPD in broad daylight, this modern day Sun Tzu chose to stop his car and start shooting with the sun shining directly in his face. He'd have faced better odds getting involved in a land war in Asia.

exactly what I thought. They should have compensation in a few free therapy sessions to grow up

"half glass full" incident:

I am not interested in seeing Cthulhu's baby pictures.

That word is almost certainly older than you are, unless you're over 60, then you should probably feel bad for being so clueless.

Definitely something a jamoke would say

It literally would've taken less time to type "jamoke" into a Google search than to type out your comment. Don't be a tool.

Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

The best part of Frasier is that he's not acting—re-watching that show with some perspective just proves that everyone else is in on the joke and he is definitely not.

I was expecting a different Firefly diary when I clicked the article...

The zoo later suspended the bear from public display for one week for using the stick to simulate a rifle...

Pretty sure that's a brown bear.

That bear is trying to figure out how to throw his yellow stick like a spear so he can get some of that sweet, sweet human meat. That is a good bear.