No, it means he WAS a world class athlete when he retired ten years ago.

I can't figure out the tone or motivation of this column.

Did you do it in a white out condition with obviously slippery roads? I'm betting not.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

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It was a high-pressure situation, the cop felt crowded, the cop felt unsafe, they had to make a snap decision, and the level of force was totally justified given the fragility of the situation. You should just get off the cops backs and let them get on with their job!

"Questions remain. Why would a cop intentionally clip a runner? Ok wait, let me rephrase—why would a cop intentionally clip a runner on live TV in front of sidewalks of spectators and a chase pack of competitors?"

That assumes 2 false things:

There is at Menards, where everything is on sale all the time always!

you're 100% being a jerk the snow blows off your roof making it harder to drive behind you.

Cop might not have wanted to get cold and waste 20 mins on a $45 ticket. Stop being a lazy jerk.

Oh you poor naive soul.

It's all fun and games until someone gets killed. All the professionalism in the world won't bring back someone who has been murdered by a cop.

Bad Governors don't just have Todds as brothers...

Right... When's the last reference you heard to Billy Carter or Roger Clinton before today?

And yet, still so many tits.

where to you draw the line between accommodating someone's faith and interfering with a flight crew

as people who are soon to end up in prison, it's in their best interest to keep their future career path open

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