I'd go with: 1) democracy; 2) Yanni; 3) philosophy, but I appreciate the controversy.

It sure would for me!

Funny, he's mentioned your name on more than one occasion.

I got a Rilo Kiley notification for this?

"That's what I love about these ghost girls, man. You get older, they stay the same age."

God's Not Dead 2: Cross Control

"The Persians have penetrated our rear!"

While I'm on your side, the (intuitively sensible) idea that single-payer necessarily costs the taxpayer more is actually something of a myth.

Just warning you marcus75 that joke-explaining is a misdemeanor in this county.

In fairness, likeswideloads97 did seem like a legit investigator.

Things straight people have coopted, in order of importance:

SUBSTANTIALLY LESS VIOLENCE IN CHILDREN'S PROGRAMMING.

I feel the need to point out that at 10 seconds a tweet 300,000 tweets is 833 thumb hours, not 8.3.

Tweety Bird on her thigh? Turns out her pussy ate it.

Nice alias, Mr. Cosby. I'd know that distinctive comedic voice anywhere!

That's an unfair generalization. Many of those housewives are probably Canadian.

Not if you believe the Nicene Creed, it isn't.

Your family is always forcing swordfish on you while I, who would love swordfish, am never offered any. Any chance we could trade families?

45 pounds? How much is that in US dollars?

He's the Stefano DiMera of the Marvel Universe!