I walked out of the theater wishing the movie had been about one of the Arcadian volunteers.

You know it's hard out here for a Pym.

God, Firefly was problematic, in more ways than one. Here's one particularly awful passage:

I agree with everything you said except for the last sentence. In fact, by taking the culture wars to the poorest and least developed part of the world, the Christian Right has tacitly admitted that they can't win at home.

Resurrection 2: Cruces Control

Damned Uncertainty Principle.

Emote in God's Eye

Weiner was spanked so hard he exploded, right in the face of the press.

What's wrong with being classy?

I certainly didn't mean to imply that more single parent families CAUSED the decrease, just that there's no evidence it's led to social decline.

More single parents and falling crime rates have been two of the most distinct trends of the last 30 years. Let's not hit the panic button just yet.

You can't expect me to bring down Heisenberg armed with this pea shooter!

I pictured him as the Imbecile from Blood Meridian

A. Gorilla

Apparently Judge Dre was presiding.

Mariah Carey without makeup was by far the most disturbing part of Precious

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"Don't mind me, folks. Just need to get the ol' wet dry vac."

I weep for the state of the economy that reduces escorts to cold-calling.

Beats me.