ChrIIstmas Story

ChrIIstmas Story

'71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into…

'71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into…

You've committed a slight breach of etiquette.

You've committed a slight breach of etiquette.

Here's the thing, @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , I feel like I should insult you and refer to CancerAIDS, but I've been visiting this site for a couple years now, and I honestly still haven't quite figured it out.

Here's the thing, @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , I feel like I should insult you and refer to CancerAIDS, but I've been visiting this site for a couple years now, and I honestly still haven't quite figured it out.

What's the deal with the whole CancerAIDS thing anyway? Is it, like, being wished on people or just, y'know, diagnosed?

What's the deal with the whole CancerAIDS thing anyway? Is it, like, being wished on people or just, y'know, diagnosed?

Pretty People Do Things is the working title for the next Garry Marshall directed ensemble romantic comedy.

"Didn't that war end around the time you were born?"

*WAVES*

*WAVES*

I thought it was Hu Jintao.

I thought it was Hu Jintao.

Nick and Mick: Kicking Against the Pricks Spells "Easy Money" for NBC.

Nick and Mick: Kicking Against the Pricks Spells "Easy Money" for NBC.

Pfft. I went mainstream WAY before anyone else.

Pfft. I went mainstream WAY before anyone else.