You know those guitars, that are like, double guitars?

You know those guitars, that are like, double guitars?

*Consumer tip*

*Consumer tip*

Which word did he emphasize? Did he say "Why would Jerry bring anything?" or "Why would Jerry bring anything?"

Which word did he emphasize? Did he say "Why would Jerry bring anything?" or "Why would Jerry bring anything?"

I love it when Sean O'Neal eggs Benedict.

I love it when Sean O'Neal eggs Benedict.

What's 404 in metric?

What's 404 in metric?

Sean sits at his desk: "Boy, Sean, I sure wish there was some news about Brett Ratner. *HIGH VOICE* Hey, Sean, I couldn't help but overhear. I heard a rumor he's in line to direct the Justice League movie. *LOW VOICE* That's great, Sean, but you know I can't print that kind of unsubstantiated hearsay without a second…

Sean sits at his desk: "Boy, Sean, I sure wish there was some news about Brett Ratner. *HIGH VOICE* Hey, Sean, I couldn't help but overhear. I heard a rumor he's in line to direct the Justice League movie. *LOW VOICE* That's great, Sean, but you know I can't print that kind of unsubstantiated hearsay without a second…

"I'd imagine that a radical feminist hell-bent on murder would be just as likely to kill a female Putin supporter as a male Putin supporter."

"I'd imagine that a radical feminist hell-bent on murder would be just as likely to kill a female Putin supporter as a male Putin supporter."

I can't "like" this twice, so I'm withdrawing a previous "like" in your honor.

I can't "like" this twice, so I'm withdrawing a previous "like" in your honor.

In Russia, that would hit you.

In Russia, that would hit you.

*MAKES IMAGINARY WEIGHING MOTION*

*MAKES IMAGINARY WEIGHING MOTION*