We’re all on the same page: the one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.

We’re all on the same page: the one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.

I'm not bothered by Wayne faking his own death, a la Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, but I was more bothered that he ends up with Selina after she betrays him and leaves him for dead.

I'm not bothered by Wayne faking his own death, a la Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, but I was more bothered that he ends up with Selina after she betrays him and leaves him for dead.

Both. It's ossifying.

Both. It's ossifying.

They have to carry those books because HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW?

No. Two average-looking guys at best.

No. Two average-looking guys at best.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus No need to go back in time first.

I've actually worked this out. You see, there are two classes of people who watch commercials: insufferable assholes and sufferable non-assholes. The latter aren't likely to be convinced to buy anything based on a TV commercial, so you have to appeal to the former to get results.

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say you work with 1.5 Asian girls?

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say you work with 1.5 Asian girls?

Poorly constructed figures of speech are the albatross dangling over my head.

Poorly constructed figures of speech are the albatross dangling over my head.

I don't get how taking a dump could be a point of hyperbolic comparison, unless she finds shitting unusually painful. Maybe the kid has colitis.

I don't get how taking a dump could be a point of hyperbolic comparison, unless she finds shitting unusually painful. Maybe the kid has colitis.

This may partially explain why consumer debt has become such a huge problem over the last few decades. Many people not only lack an intuitive sense of how interest rates work, but even a basic understanding of how their income matches against their expenses.

This may partially explain why consumer debt has become such a huge problem over the last few decades. Many people not only lack an intuitive sense of how interest rates work, but even a basic understanding of how their income matches against their expenses.

"I tried getting lunch at King David's, but they told me they don't serve pork!"