"I tried getting lunch at King David's, but they told me they don't serve pork!"

"You never have pants in my size!"

"You never have pants in my size!"

In fairness, he made one of two possible jokes. @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus made the other one.

In fairness, he made one of two possible jokes. @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus made the other one.

We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm!

We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm!

Just make sure you stay out of the pool after he's gone swimming.

Just make sure you stay out of the pool after he's gone swimming.

"NPV>0 for a weighted average cost of capital<15%," the overworked intern's PowerPoint presentation happily announced. "Plus, positive qualitative factors like 'marketing synergies,' 'branding,' and 'innocent wonder of childhood' make another chapter in Nemo's magical saga economically viable."

"NPV>0 for a weighted average cost of capital<15%," the overworked intern's PowerPoint presentation happily announced. "Plus, positive qualitative factors like 'marketing synergies,' 'branding,' and 'innocent wonder of childhood' make another chapter in Nemo's magical saga economically viable."

After A Rain of Rapiers it went downhill. I'm hoping A Flurry of Foils has bigger payoffs.

After A Rain of Rapiers it went downhill. I'm hoping A Flurry of Foils has bigger payoffs.

Touché, sir or madam. I declare this to be the last time anyone will post anything on the internet without reading the accompanying article.

Touché, sir or madam. I declare this to be the last time anyone will post anything on the internet without reading the accompanying article.

*SPOILERS* I can't wait to see if they include the scene where Steelus Mouthsword rides the Purple Griffon to the summit of Mount Kockbreath. A Blizzard of Blades is easily the best book of the series.

*SPOILERS* I can't wait to see if they include the scene where Steelus Mouthsword rides the Purple Griffon to the summit of Mount Kockbreath. A Blizzard of Blades is easily the best book of the series.

@avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus Never apologize for being attracted to anyone. In fact, being attracted to everyone makes you more discerning than something with a more limited palate. QED.

@avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus Never apologize for being attracted to anyone. In fact, being attracted to everyone makes you more discerning than something with a more limited palate. QED.

What if the terrible vodka led to the terrible vagina?