I'm not much on organized religion of any kind, but this stance I can get behind! I hope they take this all the way to the Supreme Court! Had a great media law class in college in which I learned that if you try to tear a hole in any amendment or law to get at someone, then beware that the group you just went after…

The slowed down version sounds like an early Napster mp3.

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I dunno, gorilla warfare sounds pretty fucking sweet.

Well, that and:

The voices in my head resent the association with this young woman, quite frankly.

Ugh, I fucking know a guy who has kickstartered his seminary. He works part time, by choice.

No idea what they were called officially, but I'm pretty sure they helped a whole generation of kids practice handjobs.

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

You would think it would stop shocking me by now, but somehow, it doesn't. Fucking fuck.

here's my sex spreadsheet

I mean, they're sort of alarming when they seem to come out of nowhere. But I don't get the extreme fear.

Another great one:

Borderline.

I'm going to go a little further back in time and contribute to the male objectification with this scene of Jane Russell and the Olympic Team from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Edited to include clip of this scene from the movie.

They have tuxes on, which dilutes the point a bit - and doesn't touch JLo's versions - but ...

I was just talking the other day to some friends about our inability to think of any instances of women surrounded by hot, interchangeable, anonymous, semi-naked men as status symbols. No one could think of an instance other than one throw away scene in Lost Girl and a few Laurell K Hamilton books. This is *exactly*…

Git. It. J.Lo.

That was a great video

Just to balance things out- Bat for Lashes man scarves anyone?