Yeah!!! Fiona Apple!!  She knows we need this right now.

Forget a Game Boy classic.

I highly doubt that absolutely no one in Europe would take issue with a 40 year old cop trying to fuck a 16 year old girl.

Nice! Do I still get the privilege of buying a bunch of $100 dongles after I buy my $2800 laptop so I can plug in all of my other stuff!?

Sometimes when we like a movie we write about it more than once, that’s all

Oh, no. You called the most important people in my life BASIC! Oh, the insult! I rue the day I gave them jewelry they like and have sentimentality towards!

The Phoenix Force is kinda the herpes of the Marvel Universe.

Jesus, I keep seeing that everywhere. If someone likes it, whatever, but this has brought out a lot of real defensive faux intellectual assholes.

I gave up after watching Man of Steel, I watched BvS on tv when HBO was playing it in the background and it was a wasted, free, 2 hours and 10 minutes, I fell asleep because I was so bored.

Gonorrhea showing up again after Antibiotics thought it had finally gotten rid of her.

Now - to be clear - smoking marijuana isn’t exactly the healthiest thing you can do to your body. I’m all for legalization, but let’s not pretend that there’s nothing wrong with smoking weed, just as we don’t pretend that there’s nothing wrong with smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol. We do it because it makes us feel…

That is all.

Someone’s kekkei genkai was awoken. Big deal.

Just like you can have a million animated versions of German/Danish/French/Greek fairy tales and mythology, you can do the same with other cultures. You should do the same with other cultures.

Mushrooms on the first date. Bold move.

Calcium. He’s part of a complete breakfast.

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