Awww, I love that you love it!!!!

So they CAN make it worse.

Your assumptions sound reasonable and well founded. Get out, you don't belong here.

I'm pretty sure they're talking about white as in skin color rather than white as in Caucasian. Asian society has been emphasizing white skin as a beauty standard for CENTURIES. Impossible beauty standard, yes. Bad English translation, yes. Racism? Questionable.

Here's a perfect GIF for this story :

this is something my dad would fucking do.

I'm really feeling the one from 1985. I have no shame! NO SHAME! None!

And yet, Chess has separate gender leagues.

Seriously? Vanderbilt wins the College World Series and gets no mention on Deadspin, but some guy's dick gets an entire story?

In other words, they're just jelly.

I want to go to there.

Wahhhhhhhh - oh. Oops. Having been at Pride all day, I completely misinterpreted the meaning of your title.

"Single Ladies" as a dramatic monologue. Must. Happen.

My favorite thing about this story is that the picture was posted to a page about breastfeeding. So, people had to go out of their way to a breastfeeding page to be offended by a picture of a woman breastfeeding her baby. That would be like subscribing to Playboy and then getting all pearl-clutchy about all the…

Yo, I did this EASILY as a 9 year old. Just time your "1"-button right and hold "2" and 5". I was a GOD.

I'm confused about the whole "up to God" thing, then. If you are taking medical measures to optimize or increase your fertility, how is that at all different from taking birth control, in terms of meddling with "God's plan?" You're taking measures into your own hands for both. It's the exact opposite of birth control,…

2 hula hoops: $4.38