Jeff Sessions is caught stonewallin’. That said, he’ll never be caught dead at Stonewall In’

I was at a minor league game with maybe 1000 in attendance. Runner for our team on 1st. Pitcher winds up and I scream “He’s going.” Pitcher gets flustered and balks. My kids thought it was the funniest thing they’ve ever seen and now they want to do it constantly. Yep, I’m raising a generation of jerk fans, but if it…

Holy fuck, this actually works???? I gotta go to more empty stadiums, now. This is going to be my new favorite pastime.

So, this is free for a year, then they auto charge your credit card? Shouldn’t this article have the green box for advertising?ImIm using”https everywhere” for browser plug-in, which never expires or costs a cent.

A helmet saved my wife’s life while she was riding her mountain bike two years ago. There’s really nothing laughable about safety gear. Unless, of course, you’re an internet badass.

Right, because it is equally probable that you will see a bird and a motorcycle flying through the air in front of your car.

Congratulations, you win Dumbest Post of the Year (so far). Although there are still almost 10 months left in 2017, your post is going to be hard to top!

I give them plenty of time to react to the brake lights. It’s not like I just slam on the brakes.

It’s not an ‘accident’ if a tailgaiter runs into a car. That person should have been giving sufficient room and also paying more attention.

Please tell me how much over the 30 mph speed limit IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I should have to go to get assholes like you off my ass?

Nice work. Seriously. Fuck tailgaters. Downthread are all the victims that can’t take responsibiltiy for their actions. If people aren’t up your ass, then there is no problem. Done.

I support you, those tools shouldn’t have been tailgating. Sometimes brake-checking them is the only way...

If it’s a one lane road and I’m already going over the speed limit as it is then they can f the hell off.

I usually just drop it down 2 gears. The panic on their face is far greater when no brake lights come on, you just suddenly shave 10-15mph off your speed. They usually hang way back after the first time.

You spelled “hero” wrong

At this point, I’m no longer anti-Trump...I’m simply pro-competence and pro-professionalism. My bar has dropped so far that I’m thinking to myself that Ted Cruz wouldn’t have been so bad.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

A-hole in one.

Well at least now he has a handicap

So he was smoking the Crohnic?