Thank oG for the election, otherwise we’d had his rotting corpse lieing/lying in state while Mitch, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Lindsey Graham and dozens of other Trumpists masturbated into the sarcophagus.

Has Trump tweeted about it?  OH WAIT!  I BET HE HASN’T!

I love that FTC post about making sure the charity is legit. Seems like the real question we should ask is “Why the fuck do we need a charity to help police and fire fighters”. Shouldn’t the governments that employ them being taking care of them?

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

But seriously, for all the men who have previously been wrongfully accused of a crime and have either been killed for it or spent a substantial amount of time in prison

This entire nomination process is just so gross. Leaving aside Ford’s accusations (which I find credible), Kavanaugh showed yesterday that he does not have the temperament or impartiality to serve on any federal court. That in and of itself should be disqualifying. But this is why elections matter. Everyone needs…

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’”

See: that Ticketmaster settlement from a few years ago. Crap concerts, nowhere near me, and dozens of $2 coupons. Gee, thanks.

Alternatively, he had a raging boner from looking at the Tongan dude.

Click on a blank area of your homepages. Open Widgets. Go to Settings widget and drag it to the screen. Select Notification Log as the destination of the shortcut. Done.

I liked how the Colts were intentionally playing to get the ball to the 25, on the right hash mark, so they could use the same spot as the PAT. Too bad a huge wind gust blew that kick 20 yards further left than the previous kick.

Roy Moore was reportedly thrilled that Alabama wound up in the slot of something born in 2014.

F-CK THE COLLEGE BOWL PLAYOFF.

Haha I know right? I HATED Kaep as a player. Now I love the dude for doing what he thought was right.

Whoa whoa. You’re telling me that white people in charge of young black men and also profit massively from these black men’s talents would change the rules and not say anything? And then use the revised rule as a way of punishing said black men for going against the wishes of their white employers? In America?

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Kitty was real excited until he saw the actual size of the Cardinals.

For which team?

Don’t forget hot coffee, grilling, and red meat. Those are all 2a as well.

I’m quite happy to believe (a) that Monsanto, or any other chemical company, would put profit before safety (b) some scientists might accept bribes to suppress findings critical of said companies and (c) Monsanto tried to suppress documents about Roundup. That still doesn’t add up to Roundup is giving everybody…