How many of those time blocks would you while away to answer how many squares are in the grid above? Here’s a hint, Grasshopper: the total is way more than 101 squares.

Nothing like a cold glass of Schitz.

Play the Oscar Pistorious drinking game: every time your loved one goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots.

I assure you, there is nothing “minor” about a herniated disc in the lower back.

At least 18 years, from my experience.

It’s a tandem bike, the pedals are locked in sync.

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

As I am still traumatized by Buffalo’s four consecutive Super Bowl losses, I would fix Wide Right.

Knock, knock, knocking down heaven’s door.

Would have been the third Cuban running for Prez this year

You’re crazy.

I heard there were 10 questions about binary, and they were both pretty tough.

A 5K isn’t “four times shorter than” a half marathon. A half-marathon is more than four times longer than a 5K. A 5K is less than a fourth the distance. God I hate it when people use the "x is y times LESS than" expression...

Highbrow bonus

Let's use incorrect language to utilize people's ignorance of basic science and fears to sell our product?

Let's use incorrect language to utilize people's ignorance of basic science and fears to sell our product?

All chemicals are bad! Down with chemicals!

All chemicals are bad! Down with chemicals!

You already know the answer:

You already know the answer:

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.