How did you handle her comments and shit? I’d want to stare her right in the eyes as I ate a burrito.

Me, age 19, living with my folks and working night shifts, and my boyfriend came into town for the weekend. He loved naps (still does, we're married now). I didn't, but my sleep was all messed up from the night shifts. So after lunch I tell my mom, "we're going to go have a nap."

So, my issue with anyone that insists on not using barriers is that if they are doing that with you, they are doing that with everyone.

A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.

I AM THE PIE is a really great thing to yell.

UGH. Yuck. That instantly makes even the hottest guy unfuckable.

Pretty much any combinations of words coming out of the talking hole of a guy trying to get me to fuck him without a condom.

I just want to let you know, that's a rage star, not an "I like this" star.

Upon regularly explaining to my ex why I don't want him to promise that he will call our son at a specific time or date (because he goes at least a week between any sort of contact with us and winds up letting down a little kid), he regularly replies:

I just get so bored. There isn't anything to do. I'm so lonely. I…

"Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant?"

All I can think, seeing him in chains, is that he's just a kid. That couldn't have been necessary.

What's gross is a woman hooking up with multiple guys in AOL chat rooms (Laura had several screen names) and then sleeping with them in exchange for being fed and entertained for the evening.

LOL please leave this as a yelp review of her wedding business.

When I moved to Georgia in 1995, I met a woman named Laura (not her real name) via an AOL chat room. After a few weeks, she asked if we could meet IRL. I agreed and we decided to have dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. We hit it off, and began dating, exclusively, or so I thought.

I'm not sure if this counts because I wasn't technically cheated on, but it's a good one, so here it is anyways. First of all, in my defense, I was young and naive, and dating a real asshole. He wasn't even cute. Idk what I was thinking. SO. We dated for a few months, I think everything's going well, and one day I get…

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

Best revenge? I gave the photos to our fundy grandmother. Michelle has had to relive her sin at every family gathering since.

Oh, that's easy. I used his computer to check my email with his permission. Signed on from sleep mode, saw the IM exchange about how much she wished I wasn't in the picture with a HUGE CLOSEUP PICTURE OF HER VULVA. You bet your ass I lost my shit.

I was going through his phone saw a picture of a headless body asked him who it was and he said it was me.

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…