NYE 1999 belonged to him.

My roommate made me take this pic in the grocery store.

In San Francisco (where I’ve lived through several rounds of this) people have always complained much less about black neighborhoods being gentrified than Latino ones. Because black folks just aren’t exotic enough I guess?

Except when they can tell their white friends what a “diverse neighborhood” they live in.

They want the local colour, not the locals of colour.

Not just gentrification, but the isolationism that comes along with it. You want the panaderías and Día skulls, but not the neighbors who come along with them. smdh.

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

Or nah.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

I was just thinking that! Why would we need a comedy staring Will Arnett about the pitfalls of male middle aged misery when we already have Bojack Horseman? I can’t imagine that this show is better because Bojack is amazing.

Did he actually kill a little boy when driving drunk? Did he go to jail for it? That’s kind of a fucking horrible crime to mention in passing. I hate when films and television fail to take things like this seriously.

Didn’t Netflix already make this show?

Master of None was overrated as well. Was good at start but last few episodes very poor. Jessica Jones was the same. Great start but just fizzled out.

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

All boob jokes aside, where do you all get good bras? I need to purchase a bunch to replace the ones that have underwire stabbing me regularly, and I have NO IDEA WHERE TO START because I spent my youth throwing money at Victoria’s Secret and don’t want to do that anymore!

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

Let us not forget Jackrabbit Guy, who is probably the most unfortunate of all I’ve experienced.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

I was born in the wrong century.

And a lot of the shit that apparently went down happened at Kink, according to Ashley Fires. Was nobody aware of it or did they just choose to ignore it until it blew up?