"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

Step 1: Filter through a fine filter (A pair of old jeans works well). This may take some time.

real whipped cream is better, and one of the easiest things on the planet to make

Wowza. Talk about a derail.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

Who the fuck wants to be awake.

Ah yes, fish. The weirdest and most ethnic of foods.

I also think Natasha Lyonne deserves a mention!

fuck. all of them.

I see it but I have to admit that my first thought, looking at the picture of Mr. Moore, was that it was Fred Armisen in character for something.

let's list foods from other places and cultures and think it's gross. neat idea.

If you think too hard about it, black pudding is really just scab sausage. Tasty, tasty, scab sausage. Baked beans can be variable, but beef tongue is delicious! Annoying to peel though.

Whoooa hey now. I love me some high waisted pants, on both men and ladies. I have a high waisted body, and high waisted pants look fantastic on me. And I shudder to think what they would have thought about the uberlow pants riding craze of the 90s, so I don't know if we've got really any high moral ground to play…

This is the lady who said al-Assad and his wife were such nice people...

People keep trotting this picture out as proof of his pedophilia. I don't see anything weird here except that the girls' shorts are way too short - just like every other teen girl in America right now.

Sous vide is great if you work in a professional kitchen and you desire a certain outcome to your dish 60 times a night, every night of the week, while simultaneously cooking 16 other dishes, each with a minimum of 5 components. As a chef in such a restaurant- I think they are very helpful. But, when some cook comes…