Oh, so she never tweeted anything bad about Mexicans? Okay, Igloo. Whatever.

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

I didn't even realize I even knew this until I read this post. Then, it was "Didn't Khloe and Kim do one of those diet pill ads?" Why do I know this? Why?

So it was the older and horsefaced looking evil stepbitch that told the younger and dumber evil stepbitch to hate on Princess Jaz?

I knew she could sing, but when I realized she was totally hitting ALL of the Julie Andrews notes, my jaw dropped.

It was good but the performance of night went to Glory and speech of night went to John Legend and Common. I hope you guys post that amazing Oscar speech.

I had no idea she could sing like that.

More importantly, what kind of dirt does Amber have on Kanye??

I live in Austin, an they've done the same thing at my university and the two high schools I've taught in every year for as long as I've known them.

My job did this a few years ago. It's a federal government office. On the menu was "chitterlings and maw" and something called "Hopping John." Yes, this was all planned by non-Blacks.

I've never liked Amber until now. Good for her for sticking up for herself and not letting them bully her into backing down. You can tell the knives are out for her now that she's challenged the Kardashians. TMZ has gone full force in accusing Amber of being a bad mother because she left a knife on her kitchen counter…

Amber Rose is a goddamned gift. She is national treasure. God, I love her.

Kanye actually took time out of his lucrative and successful music career to intern at Fendi. My understanding is that he showed up and did his thing just like the other, far more regular interns. And he actually seems genuinely passionate about design, particularly aesthetic choices in fashion that promote whatever…

He did, and it's probably the greatest, most hilarious, and probably completely unintended postmodernist statement of the decade.

For the first time in my life, let me say with complete serobustness, TAKE ME TO CHURCH.

And in what universe does being a stripper make you barred from believing that statutory rape is wrong?

Lol it's okay, no need to feel bad. It is entertaining and kind of sad.

i still don't know who that Tyga pedophile is.