And this is why I think her and Kanye never had a chance of making it. For as real as he tries to be, AR is just genuinely real. Whereas Kim is the type to let a sex tape "leak", AR would just do the damn thing and release it as a gift to the world. I don't feel like Kanye wanted that (well, obviously), but prefers…

Team Amber.

THIS

Other quotes from this gold mine of an interview from Amber, who shares her thoughts on the Kardashian Klan in general:

THIS. That entire clan is so privileged. Amber is unapologetically amazing when describing her past career, and although Amber has said some things I don't agree with, I think it's great how she owns her past. Being a stripper is nothing to be ashamed of.

I'd like to see the headlights she's staring into.

That blank stare lies somewhere between my cat taking a deuce and Lovie Smith contemplating whether to challenge the ref's decision to call a halftime.

I hate that fucking guy. And he's an embarrassment to Indian Americans. I always have to tell people he's not one of my people. I wish Chappelle's racial draft was real, we'd pawn him off on the Whites in a HEARTBEAT.

great

My face when I hear his name..

I hate to have to say this, but...

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

LOL holy shit, this is the epitome of cringe-worthy. But it reminds me of how white girls at school would tell me they were going to lay out all summer to get as tan as me (a Mexican.) Then they'd come back pink and orange.

Thank you, Russell.

These are the luxuries and privileges of being a white woman. Forever getting multiple passes and chances in life and never feeling any consequences.

That's funny, when he was Bush bashing, he was everyone's darling.

How will they report it? Easy — they won't.

#JeSuisLassana.