respecting people’s boundaries by avoiding the small of their back is the bare minimum

Also, not to be one of those “play the right way” kind of dicks, but what is up with KD hanging out down in the bowels of the arena? That’s some bad teammate shit, right? Shouldn’t he be out there on the bench, cheering guys on and shooting spitballs at Drake or something?

Here’s my small quibble with your statement re: blowing through stop signs. Momentum on a bike is hard-earned and I am loath to give it up for every red octagon that presents itself. This being the case, I make judgements at every intersection as to what will maintain everyone’s safety (first), impede me and others…

I agree, and I think most do, that it was harassment. Some would have us believe that it was assault, which is closer to how it was treated.

The roots/Root connection is pretty obvious but the first place my head went from that comment was to the Root’s frequent mentions of barbecues and potato salad. What does that say?

You know he’s not saying “fuck those people” as people, right? He’s saying fuck you to the rich people they work for for creating those insulating layers around themselves. Keep up the reading though, slugger - you’ll get it!

I love how even his official merch seems to acknowledge how repulsive he is. 

I just ate a full bowl of chili topped with a bag of goldfish crackers and I haven’t had anything to drink since my second coffee around 11 (PST). I may not drink anything else until after getting home from work - I ride a bike and will be a little hot and parched but one glass of water will cover it. After that there…

this lady is

“sangwich” is the one that kills me. 

Yeah, but the unhappiness preceded his sitting out. How did Pop lose him is a good question.

I think there’s something you’re leaving out that is probably a bigger, more common factor: the fragile ego of the middle-aged man. Confronted daily with his waning virility he deludes himself that he’s “still got it” and desperately and foolishly tries to find some outside validation of that delusion. If he can…

Hey! You watch what you say about Maria Butina!

*led

Yeah, sorry if I was unclear - it was fundraising for fascists I was referring to.

How long before we find out that TSA agents are actively skimming those trays for loose change and the occasional bit of folding money?

Dude, the “Pronto!” is soooo entitled. “Kneel before me, burger-slinger!”

I’m sure this’ll stay grey so it’s just between you and me (wink), but you do not owe Dinos an apology. Your words and tone were consistently reasonable and conveyed a very measured disagreement. Dinos was the one escalating the conflict. You did your best to be understanding while not wholly conceding the argument.

“Stop staring at me.”

Does it seem weird to anyone else that after 8 years in office all our presidents look significantly more aged but after 20 years in office Putin looks the same as when he started?