Okay, Samantha. That might put a little scare into ‘em but how about going one better - leave. Not feasible for everyone, sure, but lots and lots of young, single, tax-paying women who haven’t put down too many roots can just pick up and leave and should. Many already will, I’m sure, but get #smellyalaterGeorgia…

You know he likes to be called Steven, right? I’m sure you do, you catty bitch, you!

Oh man, the mugging, the straightening of the tie.

we got cows too!

Talking some time ago with a friend about a local tall man (7 ft-ish):

yeah, but all those newfangled pooh movies suck - too much slapstick nonsense, more abrasive characters and none of the imagination or sweetness of the original stories. like, Adam Lambert, could put in more years touring with Queen than Freddie Mercury, but c’mon . . .

He’s proud to have found humility - it’s a paradox, sure, but he seems sincere to me. If he wants to toot his horn about learning some lessons and letting go of the desire for status, I’m not too mad about it.

Disagree. It’s not sci-fi because he means of time travel in The Lake House (or in Peggy Sue Got Married) is not a technology but rather some unexplained phenomenon/magic. Time travel is not automatically science fiction. 

Seems like a lot of people are mildly disturbed by this (or are at least feigning that they are) but I can’t stop giggling. My brain hurts in a delightful way.

Cheers for that deep cut!

Man, this is looking more and more like a cult all the time.* 

dude, that tight space bullshit . . .

Weezer is the I-can’t-believe-I used-to-go-out-with-him/her of bands.

#1, IIRC, is Afrika Bambaata and #2 is Thurston Moore. You’re welcome.

I generally think those wax figures are pretty lousy likenesses but dang if that ain’t one of the better ones I seen. RIP

Yeah, but Neeson wasn’t hoping to find the perpetrator. He wanted to take out his anger on any black target that presented himself.

see also: Person X CLAPS BACK at Person Y

You’re just itching for a fight, aren’t you?

He’s within spitting distance of some kind of point, but he screws it up completely by making it about WASPs. If this was titled “Remember When the Rich Weren’t All Total Fuckboys?” it would be much better.

Draft Steve Novak!