uh, #sponcon maybe?

Reporters must just be asking him questions like this to bait him into saying something moronic. Like, there’s no way they think he’s got anything intelligent to say on the subject. They’re probably snickering to each other in anticipation of how dumb his answer’s going to be. 

[spiderman meme]

Nah, that’s sports, dude. Everyone plays inside the same lines.

C’mon, now. You can’t say Lebron isn’t taking any risks with this show. The setting alone is certain to bring conversation around to his hairline. Then we’ll see how candid it is.

#notallsacksofshit

If you don’t want to do the math, that’s about $235 million a year. For doing roughly fuckall.

This is like, one of the stat-nerdiest posts I’ve ever seen.

It’s shitty, but I’d bet that the two of them agreed on this so that he can get reelected and keep the grift going. 

This all day. I always say that it is the one sport/recreational activity that can save your life. Running isn’t going to save your life - even a world class athlete is not outrunning a bear or a stampeding crowd or like, a tsunami or anything. But being even just a decent swimmer when a bridge collapses or your boat…

This story’s going to be Hard to Kill. I guess we’ll find out if he’s Above the Law.

That dude got his shit wrecked! Also, I’m no expert at lip-reading but I think I see a “what are you gonna do about it?” followed by a “now, calm down,” immediately preceding the TKO. So good.

This is so true, but it’s not just being physically intimidated by James (who wouldn’t be?) or lacking the conviction to risk an ass-whooping by speaking his mind. Another one of Trump’s sterling character traits is his shameless, two-faced sycophancy. He shit-talks the fuck out of anybody not physically present and…

Fine, I guess, if you want to excuse it in that case. But that’s just one (egregious) example. The larger point though: if there’s no sense of danger, nothing at stake, it’s just not exciting to watch. It’s a pretty widespread problem.

And nobody gets hurt! 10 minutes into that damn Civil War airport fight I was totally fucking bored because it was becoming clear that none of it mattered because everyone is basically infinitely strong and immortal. Who gives a shit?!

This is an accurate and well-researched take that I can’t really argue with, plus I fucking hate the guy. But, to give him his due:

The first 10-15 minutes are fairly dense with jokes, maybe not a laff-riot, but well in keeping with a conversational, storytelling type comic - which she is. She then announces that she’s making an intentional turn away from comedy, after which she still peppers her monologue with some pretty regular, mostly…

When we say that a Senator like Franken is “too important” to be taken down by allegations like this, what we’re really saying is that the women he harmed are worthless

Eh, I guess I hear you, but you’re kind of exaggerating his effectiveness at the things he’s good at. Someone already did that redefining of the PF/C position - and he played much better defense; Love is basically a poor man’s Tim Duncan.

TLDR: the thing I do is not as bad as the thing other people do