It’s Dina Lohan all over again.

This was outstanding.

You didn’t use all caps, but it still reads very all caps.

yeah, i was going to say this. I’m a DNC conspiracy theorist too!

it wasn’t their charm. it was money. you know there had to be money and/or the son is going to be our next secretary of the treasury or fed reserve chair.

Yup.

Are we reading the same site?

So, three forms and some minimal proof that you’re not a criminal or mentally unstable? That’s it? That doesn’t sound particularly difficult. You’re talking about giving someone an instrument of death, it should probably be at least comparable to getting driver’s license (which it is still not).

My personal (but nevertheless objectively correct) scale is that average runs from 5'9" to 6'1" for men. Anyone towards the ends of those ranges is short-ish or tall-ish but not truly short or tall relative to the general US population. Of course, it depends on who you’re standing next to and how you carry yourself…

Cosmo probably would.

[raises eyebrows, low whistling noise, blinks, shakes head] wow. we gotta get that oscar back.

Thank you for giving me one more reason to hate these trash movies. My daughter loves them and I can’t wait to tell her about this.

That shit is out of control. And people still make what they made when movies were under $10.

Is the place to discuss what makes a “desk” as opposed to a mere “table”. This product is just another symptom of corporations externalizing costs onto their employees, providing the cheapest, bare, elevated surfaces possible to workers and saying “you want to keep anything organized here, you figure it out”. Is a…

Is the place to discuss what makes a “desk” as opposed to a mere “table”. This product is just another symptom of…

Joe Biden thinks Fred Hampton used to run a junk yard with his son Lamont.

correct. the trendy having of feelings is what i took this to mean, too.

Yeah, that was one of the better ones. I was just pointing out that the action/comedy genre can go a lot of ways in terms of quality, tone, mix of action v. comedy. Movies change a lot between first drafts and what ends up on screen and while the Lovitz/Carvey Bad Boys sounds pretty shitty it’s not totally…

To offer a little defense, Hollywood used to love doing these lame action comedy movies with popular comedic actors - I mean, they still do, like Will Ferrel’s The Wrong Guys from a few years ago. And Lovitz and Carvey were not bit players; a lot of people probably believed in their career longevity at that point.

Zuck was a sociopath from the jump, but point taken.

This deserves about a quarter page in US Weekly. Instead it’s fucking everywhere. My eyes are rolling down the damn stairs.