She hates him as much as I do. Maybe more because she’s seen him naked. Ew.

I grew up in a family where we swallowed our feelings. When my daughter was very small I was channel surfing and came across Mr Rogers Neighborhood and was stunned by the impact it had on me. Even though I was all grown up and a mother I felt like he was talking to me and saying things I yearned to hear as a child…

I’m 67 and I feel about him sort of like I did George Harrison when I was 13. I get this sad tingly feeling in my chest and wish I was 16 again and could catch his eye for just one sweet dimply smile. I am such a pedo.

I bought a Saatva but sent it back because it was too soft and developed a big hump in the middle after two weeks. You could see where our bodies made big indentations on each side of the hump. When I called the guy he told me to sleep on the hump to smooth it out. Okaaay. Got a full refund though minus shipping.

I will believe until my dying day that I played a slot machine beside Ina at the Borgata in Atlantic City. I mentioned to her that she looked just like Ina Garten and she replied, “Oh, it’s the hair and I am chubby.” It was her. I know it. Her brownies are the best hands down. You can’t go wrong with anything…

While I applaud her taste in men and I get that people find her physically appealing, Lisa Bonet has always looked like she has consumption to me. Just a little ill appearing.

Here in the south all you have to do is add “bless your heart,” to any sentence to effectively throw shade.

You know in the weirder parts of my brain I wonder that because of his inability to keep his fucking mouth shut Cheeto might let slip whether there has actually been contact with aliens. Inquiring minds want to know.

Just wait. It’s only a matter of time before Trumpster whirls like a Tasmanian devil into total madness. I only pray that his descent is as spectacular as his supporters deserve.

I was sexually abused by a teenage male cousin when I was five or six. I still remember thinking that I couldn’t tell my parents because it would somehow be my fault. I didn’t tell my mother until I was an adult. I wish I had never told her because she just hugged me and cried, but we never talked about it. In…

I actually attended a service for a research project I was doing for a religious sects class I took in grad school. People there were very intrusive and asked a lot of personal questions. I gave a fake name because they freaked me out. I did a follow up call as a prospective parent regarding their school and they…

I’m sorry. I have no room for artists I’m unfamiliar with (I use the term loosely). I am currently working on folks who may die before I do, which the way this year is going with my anxiety and blood pressure caused by the Trumpster, is kind of up in the air. I plan to see Alice Cooper in April. Please do not…

The thing I hate most about this administration is the amount of anger and disgust I feel almost continually. President Fuckface is harshing my mellow.  

Has this become our new normal? When did it become okay for this to be tolerated? This attitude is why the Trump administration is gong to get all of our asses blown to hell —no accountability.

How much more of this buffoonery before steps are taken to remove Trump from this farce of a presidency? It’s something, and sometimes more than one something, every damn day.

Beyoncé is carrying the whole madonna thing a little far, don’t you think? I also expected something a little more heartfelt than reading from a card. I was surprised at how stiff she seemed. Maybe it’s just me.

Beyoncé has the most amazingly positive body image. I can’t imagine strutting my stuff like that when I was pregnant and 50 pounds overweight on my big puffy feet. So good for girls and young women to experience.

Other than fear, embarrassment has been my most pervasive emotion. I feel like as a country we have pooped our pants in public. We are now a joke to the rest of the world.

I talk about this very carefully to my 10 year old granddaughter. I have to be careful not to speak negatively of her parents. I tell her about segregation and the civil rights movement in particular and why I’m a liberal.

It is. It feels a bit hopeless as well.