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JoakimNoahsUglyJumpsuit
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So someone tell me if this is right:

15,000 word write up coming tomorrow (complete with 3000 pop culture references) titled “why the Celtics actually won the game”.

I’ve been doing it for months. I don’t understand why Cooper just started.

Really?

Yeah, I think he might. I see this as an erosion of self-control that comes of dealing with mendacious liars (of which the Trump admin has many). I assume that most of them roll their eyes at Spicer hourly. And some shake their heads...

He really is a dumb piece of shit who sucks at everything.

Noone learned anything from it. People are all glad about the Rock wanting to run in 2020. He might be nice but that is not a job qualification.

Sooooo....I wasn’t born Trump-level rich, but I went to private schools where many of the other students were. The thing about the ultra rich (for the most part) is that they didn’t comprehend that some distant-past relative had once lucked into a clever scheme to take people’s money. They really believed that their

How’s that investigation into the leaks, Mr. President?

Thank you. I have one, I think I can call it what I want. So far, no sharks have snatched it.

Can u fucking imagine if Obama did anything 1/3 this shady?! Fox News would declare a Muslim takeover.

The reports that for weeks he’s been screaming at TVs that talk about the russia investigation and that he’s isolating himself more and getting more furious that people keep seeing the smoke from the investigation are FASCINATING.

that the most professional demeanor the Trump WH can think up - to fire someone via TV?

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE?

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

I read it. I reread it. It’s still dumb.

This is remarkably stupid.

“Green has been superlative in these playoffs, leading the Warriors in rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals, while chipping in 15 points a game and shooting better than 50 percent from three.”

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules

I don’t believe for a second that Oubre knocked Olynyk on his back. Olynyk has mastered that fall, he could do it if a 4-year old hit him with a jumprope, and he did it to exaggerate the contact. Kelly Oubre Jr isn’t knocking Kelly Olynyk on his back without a lot more intent and momentum than he had last night.