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Why didn’t they respect the flag?

This isn’t the first time Magic’s been harmed by illegal contact.

No, this means the market wasn’t any better for Kyrie than what they already had on the table. It’s chess not checkers chief.

That’s what they wanted, darling. You’re in good company.

Trump isn’t Bettlejuice. He doesn’t become less powerful if you avoid saying his name. He’s the president of the United States, a job that at least used to be considered the most powerful position in the world.

The problem is that the stool expertly waits until you’re so flaming lit that it would be easier to hit it if it was moving. It sits there right under you all night, not drinking, watching you, encouraging you. The dirty bastard literally sets a trap. Then it ruthlessly owns you in front of god and everyone after

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

God damn

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

He’s more uptight than his pants.

Nope.

45 and 45 BMI deserve each other.

Trust the process(ed kibble)

Everyone: The Golden State Warriors are the stupidest, most ‘tech-asshole’ team in the NBA.
Sixers: Hold my beer!
Everyone: What the fuck? Is this in a dead mouse?!
Sixers: Trust the process.

He’s going to Golden State.

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

I thought tossing one off at the river was fairly common in Pittsburgh.

A tradition is born

Meh, he threw it the wrong way.