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My grandfather referred to this as ‘bought air,’ as in “Dadgumit, y’all close that door you’re letting out all the bought air.”

He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

Modern day Sam can still get it. Step off youngster.

I wish present-day Sam Elliott was my cool uncle that I drink with.

I’m already pushing hard at that, and I consider it very important precedent setting for whenever I make it to management. The other engineers here regularly work weekends and push over 50 hour weeks. Fuck that. Be the change you want to see.

Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong. Then you could say you did or didn’t share his interest. And that would be that. I can’t decide what is sadder: That this is so simple, or that it’s so unlikely.

No Canadian could ever survive a night in Philadelphia. Robot or otherwise.

“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

Not west village, Yorkville in Toronto. That’s where Rick James fits in too, from Buffalo, AWOL from the navy.

Ain't no First World problems like NYC problems!

They subsist on the dying hope of interns is the rumour.

so you know when to scream.

Why does a self-driving car need the wipers going..?

Dolly is just all amounts of awesome.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

The Rock can't grow his own beard?